I graduated yesterday. Please, hold your applause until after I’ve figured out what I’m going to do with my life.

There are two things that I know: one, I like to write. Two, If I work at my current job (which shall remain nameless…but it is a certain cell phone company that is popular for having iPhones and shitty service) then I’m 99% sure that I’m going to eat a bullet.

So what do I do now? Should I pursue a career in something that I know will provide tons of cash so that I can live “well off,” or should I pursue a career that I actually will enjoy. I’m more partial to the latter. I’d like to be part of the small portion of the american workforce that doesn’t hate themselves when they get up every morning and drive to work.

Frankly, the thought of not knowing what I will do with my life scares the hell out of me. I guess until I do find out what I want to do I will have to just sell cell phones, vote, and maintain my disguise as a model citizen. /end